Tuesday 23 August 2016

THE SCAPEGRACE



When he was young and sprightly, Tortoise rushed to rash to marry a wife. Like every other youth, he was a fantast. He thought it was an easy matter to get married. He faced the stark reality when he got to rash unaccompanied by relatives and his in-laws asked him to pay 100 cowries as bride price. Impecunious Tortoise was crestfallen and ashen-faced for although he was young and agile he was averse to work. He became weak and like a child, he toddled and sluggishly trudged home. Normally, return journeys are faster but his first trip characterised by scuttling movement contrasted drastically with his foot-dragging return journey. He was pensive like a frustrated poor man. He did not know where to get that kind of money. “How can high bride price deprive me of the bride I prize highly?” he asked himself
.He repeatedly ruminated over the matter. “Supposing I am unable to raise the bride price, will Alịga be able to elope with me? But that should be the last resort.” He kept on mulling over the matter and eventually decided to go and cut palm fruits in order to raise the money. He searched through the evergreen palm trees that adorned the lush green vegetation in his environment and found a short palm tree, which he was able to climb. He began to harvest the ripe palm fruits. As he was cutting a bunch of fruits, some of the fruits fell to the ground and an antelope who considered himself lucky ate some of them.  The Tortoise quickly descended and asked the antelope “Why did you eat my palm fruits?  I rushed to rash to marry a wife and they asked me to bring 100 cowries as bride price. I cut palm fruits to raise money for the bride price and you ate the palm fruits. Having scuttled my plans you have to give me the money.”Antelope was alarmed, confused and dumb founded. He became nauseated and so vomited the palm fruits he ate. Instantly Ant came from nowhere and licked the vomit. Antelope asked the Ant “Why did you eat my vomit? I ate Tortoise’s palm fruits. Tortoise rushed to rash to marry a wife and they asked him to pay 100 cowries as bride price. To raise the bride price Tortoise cut the palm fruits, which I ate and he asked me to pay for it. I vomited the palm fruits. Having eaten the vomit, you have to pay the money.  Ant was bereft of words for though he was industrious, he stored food, not money. He was lamenting when the Lizard came to feast on him. Ant said to the Lizard “Don’t eat me. I licked the Antelope’s vomit.  Antelope ate Tortoise’s palm fruits. Tortoise rushed to rash to marry a wife and they asked him to pay 100 cowries for which he cut the palm fruits. You have to pay the money.” As Lizard was contemplating what to do, Eagle flew down to snatch away the Lizard and he told the Eagle “Don’t take me away. I narrowly missed eating the Ant that licked Antelope’s vomit and Antelope ate Tortoise’s palm fruits. Tortoise cut the palm fruits to raise money for bride price because Tortoise rushed to rash to marry a wife and his in-laws asked him to pay 100 cowries. You have to pay the money.”As the Eagle perched on a tree trying to hatch a plan on how to raise the money, a hunter came and pointed his gun at the Eagle. He said to the hunter “Don’t shoot me.  I narrowly missed snatching away the Lizard that missed eating an Ant, which ate Antelope’s vomit. The Antelope ate Tortoise’s palm fruits. Tortoise cut the palm fruits to raise money for bride price because Tortoise rushed to rash to marry a wife and they asked him to pay 100 cowries. You have to pay the money.” The hunter went home disgruntled and flabbergasted. His dog came to welcome him. As the dog wagged his tail, the hunter angrily said to his Dog “Do not welcome me. I aimed my gun to shoot the Eagle who missed snatching away the Lizard that tried to eat the Ant, which licked the Antelope’s vomit. Antelope ate Tortoise’s palm fruits. Tortoise cut palm fruits to raise money for bride price because Tortoise rushed to rash to marry a wife and they asked him to pay 100 cowries. You have to pay the money.” The Dog stood gaping at his master in disbelief. Greatly perturbed he mulled over the matter: “If it were meat and eggs I know how to steal them but not money,” the Dog mused.  He was contemplating this when a nursing mother called inviting him to eat her child’s excreta. The Dog said to the woman “Don’t call me. I welcomed my master and he shunned me. My master aimed his gun to shoot the Eagle that wanted to snatch away the Lizard, which missed eating the Ant that licked the Antelope’s vomit. Antelope ate Tortoise’s palm fruits. Tortoise cut palm fruits to raise money for bride price because Tortoise rushed to rash to marry a wife and they asked him to pay 100 cowries. You have to pay the money.”The woman agreed to pay provided the dog continues to eat her child’s excrement. They struck a deal and she saved the situation. Owing to his indebtedness to the nursing mother, the dog still eats faeces till date.

The Woman gave the money to the Dog. The Dog gave it to his master. His master gave it to the Eagle. The Eagle gave it to the Lizard. The Lizard gave the money to the Ant and the Ant gave it to the Antelope who gave it to the Tortoise.  Tortoise rushed to rash, gave the money to his in-laws and married his wife whose name is Aliga. The Tortoise chuckled and said, “It is necessary to curb unnecessary worries. Why did I even worry so much? “Chnch s ụmụ ya nwee ndidi n’ihe di ọkụ ga ajụ onyi - The Bed bug asked her children to calm down and be patient, because whatever is hot will eventually get cold.” “Ihe an’amagh k’esi eme ya, etu esi eme ya d -There is always a way out of every stalemate. Ehi n’enwegh ọdụ Chineke n’achụrụ ya iji - God drives away flies for the tailless cow.” 

CRITICAL THINKING 
Young Tortoise was wet behind the ears. No bachelor ever goes alone to marry a wife. A wife belongs to her husband’s family and community because a wife does not exist in a vacuum. Therefore, relatives and consultative preparations are very essential in marriage transactions. Since bride price is always an issue, there is need to court the sublime wisdom not to let high bride price cost a bachelor the bride he prizes highly.  Nor should one pass one’s responsibility to others, because others may have their own axe to grind on a number of issues. The Tortoise passed his responsibility to others because he was a scapegrace, a lazy, irresponsible, and mischievous person.However, the crux of the story is a food chain; the hierarchy of different living things, each of which feeds on the one below. Thus, the story posits the ontological nexus or the natural interconnectivity among existents. Being is one. If the Antelope eats palm fruits, and Ant eats the vomit, Lizard eats the Ant and Eagle eats the Lizard and man eats the Eagle while Dog eats man’s excrement, by virtue of substantial change there is transmutation, the assimilation of one form of being into another that is hierarchically higher than it. There is no fixity in the food chain, for flies and maggots can feed and breed on man’s putrid sores and when man dies ants and microbes feed on his decomposing corpse. The question then is, are flies, maggots, and microbes hierarchically higher than human flesh and why?
The human being is spirit in matter. The mystical spiritual dimension, the soul, makes human being an animal with a difference. The three powers of the soul: the memory, understanding and freewill imply intellect and will, and hence rationality and volition, which imputes moral responsibility to the human person. At death there is dissolution of the union of soul and body, spirit and matter. When the human person yields up the ghost the soul which is immortal and incorruptible is liberated from corruptible body. When the human essence is gone living organisms might as well be hierarchically higher than the corpse. Life is of essence here hence the maxim “Better a living dog than a dead lion.” The soul is the animating principle; when it leaves the body there is no more consciousness, feeling, thought, and will. 
Eboh M. P., Fables, Proverbs & Critical Thinking, Pearl Publishers International, Port Harcourt, 2015, pp. 37-43. 

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