Thursday 17 November 2016

WHY WALL GECKO IS CALLED "THE TELLER"





Once upon a time, there was a great famine, an extreme scarcity of food resulting in widespread hunger within the animal kingdom. The Tortoise racked his brains on how he survived famines in the past and he mapped out clever strategies to enable him survive this one too. He contracted the rabbit to burrow an underground subway from his house down to the marketplace. On a market day, just as people were busy buying and selling, the Tortoise and the rabbit hid themselves in the hole and began to sing this hair-raising song with disguised voices:
Ụmụmmad n’az ahia. kparanma nma n’az ahia kparanma
Anman n’abia ahia, Kparanma nma n’abia ahia kparanma
Ụmụagbara abiala ahia, kparanụma nụma abiala ahia kparanụma
Ụmụmmụ chọrọ aja, kparanụma nụma chọrọ aja kparanụma
Onye k’ eji achụ aja? Kparanụma nụma eji chụ aja kparanụma!


People transact business in the market. /ch.
Animals do come to the market too. /ch.
Elves have arrived at the market also. /ch.
Spirits desire sacrifice. /ch.
Who will be used for this Sacrifice? /ch.

In those days, it was believed that spirits or elves used to camouflage themselves and come to the market to buy and sell. The way to spot them out was to bend down pretending to pick something just to watch their feet that never touched the ground. People were careful not to offend anyone as they haggle in the market because you never can tell.
As the Tortoise and the Rabbit sang their strange song from underground, people were bewildered. They could feel their heads swelling with gruesome fear. It was rumoured that fairies had invaded the market. What is more the song indicated that pixies require sacrifice and who will be the unlucky victim to be sacrificed? So people ran away abandoning their wares.
The Tortoise and the Rabbit emerged from the tunnel and carted away desirable foodstuff to store at home. They repeated this whenever they needed to replenish their food supply. One day they invited the male Lizard to join them in this exploit. They sang as usual with gusto and panache but with greater intensity and volume since they were three in number. When people fled and the market place was deserted, the trio set about looting foodstuff. The Lizard made for the fish. He took a big chunk of it and tried to gulp it down. Fishbone stuck to his throat.  He tried in vain to clear his throat but he could neither swallow it nor spit it out. He waggled and tossed his head up and down trying to throw up in order to relieve himself. In the process he mistakenly dipped his head into a pot of red palm oil. To enable him see, he struggled to wipe his face but did not bother about his neck. That is why the male Lizard has a red neck till this day.
When the trio returned to their hideout, the Tortoise and the Rabbit were astonished that the Lizard came back without any booty. They asked him why. He opened his mouth and attempted to explain but he could not speak; he could only nod. They perceived the nice aroma of dried fish as the Lizard opened his mouth and they understood he had problem with fishbone. They wanted to help him remove it so they examined his mouth but the fishbone hooked tightly and was lurking deep within his throat. So they could not get rid of it. The fishbone still makes him uncomfortable till today. That is why the Lizard often bobs his head up and down.
The Wall Gecko did not like the calamity that befell his relative. So he decided to tell on the Tortoise for he overheard him relate his plans to the Lizard prior to the incident. For this very reason, the Wall Gecko was termed “Ncheke gba-ama – Wall Gecko, the teller.” But he did not reveal Tortoise’s secret for the sake of reporting him; it was his responsibility to fight the cause of his younger relative, being mindful of the dictum “No matter how big the red necked Lizard may be the Wall Gecko drinks the dregs of wine as his elder.”
The market people, therefore, accused the Tortoise of scam. He flatly denied the charge of fraud and declared his preparedness to swear by any juju whatsoever. Strange enough, the accused provided the juju to be sworn by him.  The Tortoise secretly pleaded with Asha – the weaver bird to assist him. On the day appointed for the oath-taking, Tortoise put many weaver birds into a perforated pot which he hid amid odds and ends: very dirty rags, white chalk, frighteningly hair-raising fetish and bizarre cult objects. When the birds began to chant in a strange manner, the assembly was terrified and could not stand it. It was too eerie. So they dispersed, sneaking away one after the other believing that what they had before them was an awe-inspiring potent juju. And if Tortoise was ready to swear by that he must be innocent.
The Tortoise was very happy and proud of his ingenuity. “This is really an oddity!” he mused. He proudly carried the pot of birds to his house. The birds expected him to congratulate and thank them for saving his neck. On the contrary, fearing that they might someday divulge his secret, he put the pot upon fire in order to roast the birds alive, thereby paying good with evil. The birds pleaded with him to spare their lives but he turned a deaf ear. When he wanted to eat them, presuming that all of them were dead, he removed the lid of the pot and the only surviving bird escaped and perched on the head of Tortoise’s son. The Tortoise was enraged. He took his cutlass to kill the bird but the bird hopped aside as he furiously struck his own son on the head and he died on the spot. Next the bird alighted on Tortoise’s daughter and again he took aim and angrily tried to hit the bird. The bird quickly escaped and the blow landed on his daughter killing her instantly. Next the bird rested on the back of Tortoise himself, who thinking that he could cleverly fall on his back to crush the bird, climbed a tree and fell on his back. That was how he met his doom, but the bird smartly flew away, having avenged the death of his relatives.

CRITICAL THINKING
The market people were superstitious. For this reason, the Tortoise outwitted them several times. However, what the Tortoise had was a mere pyrrhic victory. His losses outweighed his gain in the end. It is not good to do evil and it is worse to return evil for good.
Even though the birds were charitable to the Tortoise, they should not have shielded a culprit or tried to pervert justice. It is very dangerous to be taken into confidence by evil doers because they might eliminate their confidant in order to preserve their secret just as the Tortoise did to the birds. As our people say, “Onye ya na ụmụagbara na eri nri na eji ngaji toro ogologo - One who is eating with spirits should use a very long spoon.” So caution is called for. Is it not said that the fall of a dead leaf is a warning to the green ones?
The Lizard was a nervous animal and he often made mistakes. That was probably why he failed where others succeeded. First his greediness caused him his power of speech. Second he dipped his head in red oil and that became a permanent stain. He went home empty handed, whereas the Rabbit and the Tortoise carted away reasonable amount of foodstuff. We should never do the wrong thing simply because others are doing it. Our elders say “Onye na adịghị ka ibe anaghị eje ibe ejije – One who is not like others does not imitate others.”
Eboh M.P., Fables, Proverbs & Critical Thinking, Pearl Publishers International, Port Harcourt, 2015, pp. 90-96
 

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